1. While staying at the hotel, the guest has the responsibility of having fun and drinking beer (the ideal is to have fun while drinking beer).
2. Under every circumstance, beer must replace any other unhealthy beverage such as water, juice, and milk.
3. Food is available at all times (and very tasty) however, it can be replaced by beer (ask to see our conversion chart).
4. While staying at the hotel, sleep is optional but drinking beer, mandatory.
5. Please remember the shower does NOT supply beer (we are working on it), just water.
6. If you want a good night sleep, you can request special pillows, aromatherapy, or drink beer (we recommend the latter).
7. Please do not recommend our hotel to your non-drinking friends (actually, maybe they aren't really your friends after all).