Do you remember that feeling, of a long and ice cold drink of beer after a day out under the sun? Exactly, like reaching nirvana.

In order to reproduce that exact feeling every time you return to Mala Vecindad, we have crafted a week worth of unmissable activities to do in Mexico City.

Day 1: Teotihuacan

In the morning: Exploring lost civilizations is not just for Indiana Jones. Teotihuacan is one of the most amazing archeological sites in the world. Walk along the Avenue of the Dead, climb the Pyramid of the Sun, ride a hot air balloon and be amazed by the site's beauty or crawl underground inside the secret tunnels.

In the afternoon: Come back to Mala Vecindad, sit down, put your feet up, drink a cold beer, rest and admire Mexico City's sunset feeling adventurous.

Day 2: Coyoacan

In the morning: Coyoacan is known for the illustrious residents of the neighborhood, such as artists and students, furmost for being Frida Kahlo and Diego Rivera's home; you can visit La Casa Azul and see some of Frida's art, her antique furniture, and vintage dresses. Once out, get lost in the streets, admire the colonial residencies and old-fashioned squares that greet you with balloon vendors, organ players, bootblacks, stewed and seasoned corn kernels stands and a variety of ice-cream shops. Coyoacan has restaurants, cantinas, boutique stores, Mexican handcrafts markets, and, did we mention cantinas?

In the afternoon: Come back to Mala Vecindad, sit down, put your feet up, drink a cold beer, rest and admire Mexico City's sunset feeling a little bit more artsy.

Day 3: Xochimilco

In the morning: A Cultural World Heritage Site, Xochimilco is an unmissable destination. Calmly float above the canals on a traditional trajinera, enjoy the unusual chinampa base landscape in which everything has been built on, and be entertained by the Mexican folklore. Sing with the mariachis, listen the marimba's sound, drink a beer or a glass of horchata water, and try some traditional snacks, we amply recommend the quesadillas with cheese.

In the afternoon: Come back to Mala Vecindad, sit down, put your feet up, drink a cold beer, rest and admire Mexico City's sunset feeling quenched.

Day 4: Museums.

In the morning: Mexico City is famously known for its museums, there is one for every taste. Contemporary art lovers will appreciate the likes of Museo Tamayo, Jumex, Museum of Modern Art, MUAC, La Casa Azul, and Franz Mayer. History buffs will be amazed by the National Anthropology Museum, Templo Mayor, or the Museum of Memory and Tolerance. You can find classic art at MUNAL, and El Estanquillo… well, you will have to see that one for yourself.

In the afternoon: Come back to Mala Vecindad, sit down, put your feet up, drink a cold beer, rest and admire Mexico City's sunset feeling brainy.

Day 5: Chapultepec.

In the morning: Spend some time in Chapultepec. For the casual stroller, it appears to just be a park. Granted, a great park with a lot of trees, benches, families enjoying a Sunday-like day, yoga classes, runners, a botanical garden, lakes, cultural centers, sports fields, activities, picnic tables, and even a castle. But Chapultepec is so much more than that, it's the cities lung, with the monumental task of cleaning, as much as possible, the megalopolis' air.

In the afternoon: Come back to Mala Vecindad, sit down, put your feet up, drink a cold beer, rest and admire Mexico City's sunset feeling a little bit more aired.

Day 6: Historic Center

In the morning: With it being so close to the hotel, how come you waited until day 6 to visit it? Start at Bellas Artes and there, if you have already recovered from the museum day, visit the permanent and temporal exhibits. Get to the top of the Latin American Tower and try to find Mala Vecindad. Walk along Madero Avenue, going on with the imposing flow of people doing their everyday business until you get to the Zocalo, where you can get up to the Cathedral's bell towers and rooftops. Visit (again, why not?) Templo Mayor, eat some basket tacos, and admire the murals at the Supreme National Justice Court. In the Historic Center, you will also find Diego Rivera Mural Museum, La Ópera Bar (with an authentic bullet hole by Pancho Villa and over 140 years of History told by its walls), the House of Tiles, the Popular Art Museum (yep, there are still more museums), Alameda Central… An entire day worth of activities just a few blocks away.

In the afternoon: Come back to Mala Vecindad, sit down, put your feet up, drink a cold beer, rest and admire Mexico City's sunset feeling a little bit more historic.

Day 7: Markets and bazaars.

In the morning: With almost as many as museums, Mexico City is famous for its markets and bazaars. The most adventurous will want to visit Sonora's Market, with an ample section devoted to witchcraft, esotericism, and healers. They sell herbs, animals, objects, candles… You can also visit San Juan's Market, specializing in traditional food, and by that, we mean ants, crickets, worms, bugs, armadillos, lizards, exotic fruits, and pre-Hispanic cuisine (very traditional). For the not-so-venturous, there's always bazaars such as Bazar del Sabado, where you will find earrings, candles, handcrafts, catrinas, books, jewelry, and some, normal yet delicious, snacks.

In the afternoon: Come back to Mala Vecindad, sit down, put your feet up, drink a cold beer, rest and admire Mexico City's sunset feeling a little bit more spent.

1. While staying at the hotel, the guest has the responsibility of having fun and drinking beer (the ideal is to have fun while drinking beer).

2. Under every circumstance, beer must replace any other unhealthy beverage such as water, juice, and milk.

3. Food is available at all times (and very tasty) however, it can be replaced by beer (ask to see our conversion chart).

4. While staying at the hotel, sleep is optional but drinking beer, mandatory.

5. Please remember the shower does NOT supply beer (we are working on it), just water.

6. If you want a good night sleep, you can request special pillows, aromatherapy, or drink beer (we recommend the latter).

7. Please do not recommend our hotel to your non-drinking friends (actually, maybe they aren't really your friends after all).

Many, reading the phrases in their own rooms, are curious about the other signs. We publish here the full gallery because we wouldn't want you to leave not knowing, or worse, to try entering someone's rooms to read the walls. Remember, they are copyright of the planet, not to be reproduced in outer space or other dimensions.

1. A beer a day keeps the doctor away.

2. El respeto a la cerveza ajena es la paz.

3. Con cerveza no hay tristeza.

4. Keep calm and drink beer.

5. Ser o no ser, esa es la cuestión, ser o no cerveza, esa es la cuestión.

6. Life is too short for bad beer.

7. El alcohol de la cerveza no mata neuronas, las libera

8. Too Beer or not to beer.

9. Beer contains almost all of the minerals we need to survive, which is why I drink beer… every day.

10. You can't buy happiness but you can buy beer and that's kind of the same thing.

11. Good people drink good beer.

12. La mente clara y la cerveza oscura.

13. Wish you were beer.

14. Fresh craft beer bring the cheer

15. Save water drink beer.

We are pleased to introduce Primus, the guest of honor.

As the legend tells, Primus was named after the King of beer itself. Jan Primus was crowned after moving, by himself, an enormous wood barrel full of beer. Many had tried without succeeding until Primus, as clever as he was (some say he had Mexican blood), came up with a better solution: to drink the beer first and to move the keg later.

And what a life! Primus brewery once belonged to the one and only Walter Payton, "Sweetness" as he was known in the NFL.

But it wasn't always beer-y easy. The Mexican beer market was a known duopoly, so Primus had to fight to find a place. A battle as epic as David against two Goliaths. However, the drive was strong, they were fighting for all Mexican's (over the drinking age) universal and non-exclusive right to beer. Meaning, they were pursuing the democratization of beer.

Finally, victory came. And now, small independent breweries have a better opportunity to grow and reach new bellies.

Cheers, to free will, to the democratization of the marketplace, and trying new things! Cheers to Primus! Long live the King!